A Complete Fluke
Ssard inspected the plastic kazoo Izzy had given him.
"So... I blow this when the Doctors come in, and it makes a noise which I
presume is vaguely humorous in some fashion, correct?"
Izzy nodded. "Yep."
Ssard experimentally blew on the kazoo, which went 'blrrrt', then shook his
Izzy sighed. "Come on, Ssard. It's the fortieth anniversary. Lighten up a
"Come on. It's not like you're gonna kill anybody with that thing."
"Nyssa did." Ssard pointed out.
"Utter fluke." Izzy said.
Izzy gawped as First collapsed to the floor.
Ssard folded his arms.
"You were saying?"